Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 8 – Pussycat dolls

Thanks to ADworkinFan, who suggested this, but are you freakin’ kidding me? Forget it! AHAHAHAHA.

Thanks for your suggestion,  but if they’re gonna be of that kind, better just keep ‘em to yourself.

Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 9 – Elvis lookalikes

Thanks to Hawken Stephing, who suggested this, but if it weren’t for them, who would feed all those conspiracy theories about him being alive? Paranoids and losers? I don’t think so.

Thanks for your suggestion,  but if they’re gonna be of that kind, better just keep ‘em to yourself.

Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 10 – Narcolep

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Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 11 – Typos

Thanks to Letterman, who suggested this. We’re all jumans, so screw it.

Thanks for your suggestion,  but if they’re gonna be of that kind, better just keep ‘em to yurself.

Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 12 – The Plague

Thanks to PearMongering, who suggested this.  The reason why the Plague will not Suck (or didn’t) is that thanks to it, people were from then on able to find land where to live and farm and work. Earth needs its clean up systems.

Thanks for your suggestion,  but if they’re gonna be of that kind, better just keep ‘em to yourself.

Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 13 – Waking up one day and finding out that you’re Lincoln and then hearing “Sic Semper Tyrannis!” behind you

Thanks to Abraham Lincoln who suggested this (via John Edward).  Not too many people could relate to this, so…sorry Abe.

Thanks for your suggestion,  but if they’re gonna be of that kind, better just keep ‘em to yourself.

Thing that won’t make it to the blog No. 14 – The number 1729

Thanks to Mathdull who suggested this, 1729 is actually a pretty interesting number. It’s the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways, and if you can’t appreciate that, then I guess you suck.

Thanks for your suggestion Mathdull,  but if they’re gonna be of that kind, better just keep ‘em to yourself.